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PostSubject: The Penis Mightier   Wed Jan 13, 2010 3:26 am

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Coleman: 'I was replaced by ugly body double'

Sunday, January 10 01:26 pm
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Gary Coleman is urging fans to boycott his latest movie Midgets Vs. Mascots after accusing producers of using an "ugly" body double in his full-frontal scene.

The diminutive actor was furious after learning a scene in the 2009 comedy appeared to show him revealing all - and now he's threatening to sue the studio to prevent further DVD sales.

Coleman alleges he never agreed for his private parts to be revealed in the final cut - and insists the actor who stands in for him doesn't do him justice.

He tells EOnline.com, "I wanted all my fans to protest my penis being in the movie, because I didn't want that. It's a body double, I believe, because I certainly was not gonna do this. And I heard that the body double is ugly, and is unattractive, and does not make me look good."

The former Diff'rent Strokes star has had a rocky start to 2010 - he was hospitalised on Wednesday after suffering a seizure while conducting an interview on the phone.
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James Carville: ‘Measure My Penis and Let Me Get on the Airplane’ Already

January 8, 2010

(ChattahBox)—Leave it to James Carville to provide his own very special take on new TSA security measures in place at major airports in the wake of the attempted Christmas-day attack, including increased use of body scanners. During an appearance on a DC radio show on Friday, the colorful CNN political strategist said that he would be willing to allow the TSA to measure his penis before a flight, so that the exact measurements could go on record. This way, the need for a full body scan of Carville every time he travels by air could be dispensed with.

Carville explained the reasoning behind his novel plan, during his appearance on the DC Tony Kornheiser radio program:

“What I want is, let me pay for something, give me a safe flyer card, and then y’know, go measure my penis and let me get on the airplane.”

In light of all of the shameful, partisan and mind-numbingly dumb national discourse and attacks on Obama, since the attempted bombing of a plane bound for Detroit on Christmas-day, at least Carville’s comment is amusing.
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PostSubject: Re: The Penis Mightier   Wed Jan 13, 2010 6:56 pm

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He tells EOnline.com, "I wanted all my fans to protest my penis being in the movie, because I didn't want that. It's a body double, I believe, because I certainly was not gonna do this. And I heard that the body double is ugly, and is unattractive, and does not make me look good."

How can he not know if it's a body double? And who wouldn't protest his penis being in a movie?

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